Donald Trump gets elected and suddenly football is good again. GET YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES GOIN’ WHILE IT’S HOT. We have a new number 1, Minnesota drops, the Bears are even worse with Smokin’ Jay Cutty, and what the hell is going on in Green Bay? Let’s see where things stand, and again, sorry that your team sucks. Cleveland Browns – The Browns are making sure they have that number 1 draft pick locked up. San Francisco 49ers - …and the 49ers are quickly shoring up that number 2 spot. New York Jets – They lost 6-9 to the Rams. Nice. Jacksonville Jaguars – The Jags are 2-7 yet, somehow, are not the worst team in the league. Football is …
An Open Letter of Suggestions to Mr. Goodell
An Open Letter to Roger Goodell: Good morning Roger - can I call you Roger? I hope you had a wonderful breakfast. I’m sure your caviar and poached ostrich eggs were cooked just right, and let’s just hope your bath was drawn to your liking because, woof, would not like to be on the receiving end of an angry, naked, Mr. Goodell… but I digress. We really appreciate what you do. Really. I mean, I know most of us hate you and want you fired, but I think we all know you’re trying your best to respond to social issues and make the NFL a safe, yet enjoyable, league full of monster sized human beings running into each other. The problem here, Big G, is that your best is pretty bad. Incredi …
Week 9 Power Rankings
Wooooo! What an electric Thursday Night game. I mean… Electric in the sense that you got to sleep early, turn off the TV, and save on your electric bill. The top 5 shake up a bit, Minnesota sucks again, and the bottom three are surprisingly… still the bottom three. Another exciting week in the 2016 NFL season, and sorry that your team sucks. Cleveland Browns - There’s a chance that Cleveland will have won a championship in both baseball and basketball before Cleveland even wins a game this season. #GPODAWUND San Francisco 49ers - Bye. Thank God. New York Jets - Barely beating the Browns almost makes you as bad as the 49ers. Almost. Jacksonville Jaguars - The Jags ar …